Synch ‘ro’ Swim Team


  • Monday 6 May
  • 3:00 pm Cornmarket

A team of highly skilled, incredibly motivated sporting specimens in supreme physical shape. Or so they told us when we booked them.

These graceful goddesses consider themselves role models for the everyday man and woman who dream of achieving physical perfection.

They were doggy-paddling aimlessly through life until 1987, when someone confused them with the country’s National Swim Team and they were thrust into the limelight. They’ll do anything to keep the dream of aquatic fame and fortune alive. Except swim in water. They don’t do water.